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The New York Post reports that Tom Cruise has a new girlfriend, Laura Prepon, the actress and fellow Scientologist.

  • A match made in heaven– or more accurately– another galaxy.

 

NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden asked Russian President Vladimir Putin on live TV if he spied on Russian citizens. Security analysts say the question-and-answer session wasn’t spontaneous but was only staged to look that way, and was actually organized and planned by the Russian intelligence service.

  • They said that they know this because how else would you explain the fact that Snowden is still alive.

 

General Mills has created new wording in its privacy policy saying basically that if you give thumbs up to the company on Facebook, you’ve forfeited your right to sue the company.

  • In other words, if you like Lucky Charms, you’re simply out of luck.

 

The Daily Mail says that Oprah is furious with Lindsay Lohan’s behavior, and is pulling her reality show.

  • It’ll be replaced by a competition show called Celebrity Street Racing With Justin Bieber.
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